one of yous needs to go take possession of THIS dress and bring it to me now. please get it in a 3X.
no, i will not care if i will look like i'm hiding 2 cantelopes and 1 watermelon when i wear it.
no, i don't need the yellow eyeshadow to go with.
yes i'm sure i need it. extremely sure. more sure than i've ever been. about anything. in the history of ever.
no lane giant doesn't carry it. i checked.
just get it and stop asking questions.
also i need THIS blouse. i'm going to wear it everyday and i'm not going to take it off.
except when i'm wearing the dress.
i would like THIS hat to go with. because i need it that's why!
no, i do not think this is asking too much.
while you're on your fashion reconnaissance mission i will make you a smoky cardamom coconut cuba libre
i'd do it for you.